One-liners for your Fortune File

From here:

Whoever is doing this is either a bot, a genius, or a lunatic.

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From here:

“Simplicity = 1/Flexibility”

That’s awesome. I’m stealing that.

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I opened this thread and suddenly felt a cool breeze coming from my monitor. Curious as to the source of this phenomenon, I read through to the end, and there I found the answer. It was the furious handwaving.

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From here:

Sometimes “technically correct” is the worst kind of correct.