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	<title>Drew Kime &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Friday Philosophy &#8211; Design Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Kime</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[dim for as integer dim loop as integer = 10 dim next as integer = 12 for for = 1 to loop goto: if for &#62; loop then for next = loop to for exit loop next next else goto goto end if next for for = next + loop]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<pre>dim for as integer
dim loop as integer = 10
dim next as integer = 12

for for = 1 to loop
  goto:
    if for &gt; loop then
      for next = loop to for
        exit loop
      next next
    else
      goto goto
    end if
next for

for = next + loop</pre>
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		<title>One-liners for your Fortune File</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Kime</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From here: Whoever is doing this is either a bot, a genius, or a lunatic. === From here: &#8220;Simplicity = 1/Flexibility&#8221; That&#8217;s awesome. I&#8217;m stealing that. - and - I opened this thread and suddenly felt a cool breeze coming from my monitor. Curious as to the source of this phenomenon, I read through to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?biz.5.627929.93" target="_blank">here</a>:</p>
<p>Whoever is doing this is either a bot, a genius, or a lunatic.</p>
<p>===</p>
<p>From <a href="http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.632695.33" target="_blank">here</a>:</p>
<p>&#8220;Simplicity = 1/Flexibility&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s awesome. I&#8217;m stealing that.</p>
<p>- and -</p>
<p>I opened this thread and suddenly felt a cool breeze coming from my monitor. Curious as to the source of this phenomenon, I read through to the end, and there I found the answer. It was the furious handwaving.</p>
<p>===</p>
<p>From <a href="http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.637873.37" target="_blank">here</a>:</p>
<p>Sometimes &#8220;technically correct&#8221; is the worst kind of correct.</p>
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